I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her (Because It's the New Millennium Book 1)
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| Rating | : | 4.68 (504 Votes) |
| Asin | : | B00MG2JEKM |
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| Number of Pages | : | 487 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2015-01-29 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Then Operation Desert Storm. Will they reach a shower in time, or will the natural heat that burns within her consume them both? Will his beautiful, bestial, furry lover tear him to pieces with her giant claws in a lusty rage? Or will she tenderly lather him up, rinse and clean his naked, muscular and strong (for a human) body with scented soaps in a ritual of her people going back thousands of generations in a shower appropriately large enough to fit him and the mysterious, yet tender and svelte creature together?Find out the answers to these questions only in this seriously wild, hot and bothered new novella from writer Lacey Noonan.EXCERPT:Chapter 1Baby Got BackstoryMy best friend Luke’s mom was a Sasquatch. My mom. Rwanda. Kids could be cruel. The meeting dredges up a long-forgotten mystery, and suddenly he is trapped on a roller coaster of mystery, danger and wildness—more wild
Scarlett K. Gibb said Furtastic. This book really inspired me to expand the horizons of my own sexual life. I think I will go mate with a furry now.. "BLESS THIS BOOK" according to Amazon Customer. BEST BOOK EVER I RECOMMEND TO EVERYONE!!!. "Rules are made to be broken" according to martin a. mazzocco. I have to say that out of the many dark corners of teh internetz that I have slimed through, this was THE most unexpected.Sasquatch porn, as a rule, is usually out of bounds, even for me.But rules are made to be broken and so I merrily begin my journey into the creepy hirsute world of Bigfoot smut.