How To Fart - Louder, Longer, and Strongerwithout soiling your undies! Also learn how to fart on command, fart more often, and increase the smell.
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| Rating | : | 4.41 (667 Votes) |
| Asin | : | B00EWQ22RW |
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| Number of Pages | : | 513 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2014-06-16 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Joy B. Rhoden said Passing lane open. This book is a gas. Your be clinching your butt cheeks in anticipation of the next page. The authors inner gusto is truly unveiled in the latter chapters explaining proper propelling of your pooters potential. Five stars don't explain the feeling that rumbles in my lower gut. I can almost smell a sequel.. Mshaw said Best gift ever!!!!. I gave this book to my 70 year old Dad for Christmas. He and the rest of my family laughed so hard it is absolutely hilarious. I won the "best" gift given for Christmas!!!!. "How to Fart - louder, longer etc." according to Jessica. If laughter is the best medicine everybody should get a copy of this hilarious ( and informative)book. Still laughing!!! A good coffee table conversation piece
You'll be the talk of the town. Everything and anything is possible in this new paradigm of achievement that you will find your life propelled into. In this short read you'll learn to build up the fart pressure with scientific food combining, and how to release it at will with advanced bowel control. But with these new found powers comes great responsibility. Movie theaters, restaurants, amusement ridesnothing is safenothing is out of bounds. Learn to create copious amounts of wind, and how to utilize it for best effect. Forget about dropping your lunch, that will all be behind youthink about dropping a whole shopping trolley of cheese, tasty!Based on real science and food chemistry, this book is very much a practical guide, without getting bogged down too deeply into technical crap. Use shock and awe tactics. Prac, not crap. Rise to heights and levels previously unimaginable. You’ll learn how to generate the gas, how to control and propel it, and how to make it smell beastly! From meek and mild through too big, bold and offensive…in fact deadly! Use these skills to clear a long bank queue, get a seat on a crowded train or bus, get extra leg room on a long flight, in fact the possibilities are endless. There are many books on the market giving solutions on how to stop farting. Get creative! Use your new found super powers to go above and beyond what others